I call myself to wake myself up

I had the idea to record a ringtone of myself saying, "Hey Alex, it's time to wake up." and programming it as my alarm on my phone so I could wake myself up, and as I was going into the menu of saved sound effects, I noticed a couple of other ones in there already that I didn't know were there.

I played a random file and started to hear a familiar girl's voice. I thought it was Michelle (my ex-girlfriend). She was talking as though she were having a conversation with me at the time, apparently unaware that she was recording it into the phone. A few lines into the dialogue, I realized that it is the voice of my Ex-Ex Girlfriend, Dawn:

"Yeah, yeah on the tanning bed."

"Remember you used to take me, or you used to go with me all the time."

"You would say that. Yes I am actually."

"So, party tonight, right?"

"Well does it matter, because I told Crystal that we were hanging out, and then, my friend Ashley and my friend Tony want to come."

"Is that a problem?"

"Sweet Deal."

"Who?"

"Collin moved to Chicago?"

"What to be with Sarah?"

"Oh, that's kind of cute, though."

"Ok, well call me to let me know what's going on then."

"No, I understand." (laughs)

"Well, are there any other places we can hang out at?"

"Got you."

"Hold on one second, ok?"

"Sorry, it's just really hard for me to do both things at once."

"No, I'm just putting on my tanning lotion while I'm talking to you." (laughs)

"Well, just let me know what's going on with tonight, and then, whatever."

"I just figured we were going to Cabbage's, you know, like yesterday."

"Eh, no."

"Ew, yeah."

"Yeah, just give me a call and let me know."

"Alright, I'll talk to you later."

It's kind of funny that I couldn't tell which of my 2 ex-girlfriend's voices it was in the recording for a few sentences. I don't know how it could be Dawn's voice recording considering that I have had this phone for less than a year, and I haven't even hung out with her in over a year. The name of the file is 1218071932 (December 18, 2007) as I have deduced from the one I just made being named 0208090900. I have been using the same memory chip for a couple years. Phones work in mysterious ways, but this was a seriously f@*%ing trippy time warp of sorts.

In other news... Dawn is seriously about to have a baby. Congratulations. :)